Saturday, December 12, 2009

Hot-Button Topic for Debate

This is a hot-button topic that people everywhere, everyday ask themselves and heatedly debate:


Is Robert Pattinson more like a vampire or a werewolf?  


Mini Rant: And I'm talking Robert Pattinson the actor or real person, not Edward Cullen the vampire... I know I shouldn't have to make the distinction but some fangirls think Rob is Edward. Which is faaaar from the truth. Rob in real life ≠ Edward, ever.

Well, a French website (Ecranlarge.com) decided to end the agonizing debate and ask the man himself a few questions to determine whether he is more like a vampire or a werewolf. The results may surprise you... or not if you're a true Robsessed fan. "How often do you shave?" I mean, come on! Can we say "obvs"?? We Robsessed know Rob's daily hygiene habits... Scruffy Rob = YUM-MAY. I'm just saying. (I'm done mini-ranting.)


The frozen screen image is priceless. Rob's facial expressions FTW.


Here are the translated questions/captions:

"How many times a week do you shave?
How many times a day do you watch yourself in the mirror?
In the sun, do you get tanned or burned?
Do you like singing under the moon?
With meat, wine or water?

Conclusion: he is more like a werewolf!"

With that "startling" result, I give you... Beardy Rob! (aka Beardward Cullen)


He looks pretty wolfy to me... I'd "sing under the moon" with you anytime Rob! AAOOOOOOoooooo! (that's a howl) :)


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