Is Robert Pattinson more like a vampire or a werewolf?
Mini Rant: And I'm talking Robert Pattinson the actor or real person, not Edward Cullen the vampire... I know I shouldn't have to make the distinction but some fangirls think Rob is Edward. Which is faaaar from the truth. Rob in real life ≠ Edward, ever.
Well, a French website (Ecranlarge.com) decided to end the agonizing debate and ask the man himself a few questions to determine whether he is more like a vampire or a werewolf. The results may surprise you... or not if you're a true Robsessed fan. "How often do you shave?" I mean, come on! Can we say "obvs"?? We Robsessed know Rob's daily hygiene habits... Scruffy Rob = YUM-MAY. I'm just saying. (I'm done mini-ranting.)
The frozen screen image is priceless. Rob's facial expressions FTW.
Here are the translated questions/captions:
"How many times a week do you shave?
How many times a day do you watch yourself in the mirror?
In the sun, do you get tanned or burned?
Do you like singing under the moon?
With meat, wine or water?
Conclusion: he is more like a werewolf!"
With that "startling" result, I give you... Beardy Rob! (aka Beardward Cullen)
He looks pretty wolfy to me... I'd "sing under the moon" with you anytime Rob! AAOOOOOOoooooo! (that's a howl) :)
Too funny, and I love the name Beardward, hahahaha!
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