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Happy Valentines... Holy f*ck!!!!1!11!!! (Definitely NSFW)

What better way to celebrate Valentine's Day then 
to ogle hot photos of our boy Robert Pattinson 
surrounded by half-nekked & fully nekked chicks, I ask you??! 

I say that there is no better way to celebrate it, DAMMIT!!

Here's a smokin' effin' hot video that features outtakes 

from what will become 

"The Legendary Details Photoshoot with Robert Pattinson":

These photos make even a single girl like me 
satisfied on Valentine's Day.

Happy Valentine's Day, my lovelies :)

xoxo,

Sadie

PS - The newest issue of Details magazine that 
will feature "The Legendary Details Photoshoot 
with Robert Pattinson" hits newsstands February 23rd.

So... yeah. I totally suck as a blogger.

Simply put, I've been a terrible blogger. My last blog entry was Christmas Eve and now here we are... it's freaking January 13th and I've written no new blog (until now).

But I have amazing okay passable excuses for my being a failure of a blogger.

First Excuse:

You see, I met a guy.

No, not this guy. But I think "my" guy is pretty cool like Rob...

which I guess is a pretty good sign for him. :)

We met at a New Years Eve party. And without getting too much into detail (just like RPatts, I do want to keep my private life private) we're off to a pretty good start. We've spent some time together and hopefully we'll be spending some time together this weekend. I like him and I've made pretty it clear that I'm interested in him. And by all accounts he seems to like me. We've exchanged phone calls and texts (mainly only texts but this is a new... thing or-whatever-I-should-call-it... phone calls will come later if all goes well). We'll see how things play out.

Second Excuse:

My roomie and I have been planning my epic Rockstar Birthday party which will happen at the end of this month. I'm turning the big 2-7 and I want this birthday to be big. Like, bigger than big. So far my birthday plans are as follows:

1) On the night of my birthday a few friends and I are attending a Phoenix concert at The Joint inside the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino, Las Vegas (if you haven't heard of Phoenix then you simply haven't lived, friend. Check them out, stat.)

Phoenix is running towards you to make you their fan. You won't regret this, trust me.

2) I'm taking the day after my birthday off (I work a full day on my actual birthday, the Phoenix concert is after work that same day, then the following day I'm taking as PTO). During my day off my roomie and I are planning on going to get massages, grab some lunch then go see Sherlock Holmes. I'm an uncultured fuck and haven't seen it yet even though I've been desperate to see it since I saw the first trailer for it way back, oh, I don't know.... 4 freaking months ago.

"We are pretty disappointed in you, our dear Sadie. 

We suppose your seeing our movie as 

a birthday plan will remedy the situation." - Holmes & Watson

3) On the night after my "Day Off From Work, Massage & Sherlock Holmes Day" (that title is a work in progress) I will have my Official Rockstar Birthday Party. About 15 of my closest friends and the birthday girl (me!) will be heading back to the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas, specifically to Pink Taco where we'll eat some food, start drinkin'.... then eventually make our way over to Wasted Space for drinkin', drinkin' and more drinkin'... What I'm saying is that I'm planning on getting drunk. "It's my birthday and I'll DRINK if I want to." Sooooo.... WOOOOOO!!! I'M DRINKIN'!!!!!! Sadie's getting WASTED at Wasted Space!! (PMSL)

4) The day after my Official Rockstar Birthday Party will be reserved as a hangover recovery day. Sleep, drink water and Gatorade, eat bland food, veg on the couch. That's it.

Conclusion:

So my point is this. I've been a blogger failure because I've been busy planning my epic birthday plans at the end of the month and, at the same time, I've been romancing (or trying to romance) a new guy. And those are legitimate excuses, right? Right? Right??!? ;)

(I really want to tell you all "my" new guy's name because it's so ironic that I like this guy... "my" guy has this particular name... a name that I seem to have a prerequisite attraction to.... if that hint makes sense at all...  

EDIT - Here's a hint: 

What is this person's first name? 

And what shortened version of his first name does this person like to be called?)

From now on I promise to be better at blogging. I promise to blog regularly. Maybe not daily, but definitely on a more regular basis.

[Holds up Girl Scout salute and places other hand over heart.]

Scout's Honor.

xoxo,

Sadie

Merry Rob-mas!!

Here's a slightly early Christmas present for you all (considering we still have 2 hours here on the West Coast until Santa arrives with all of his presents) :) MTV Hollywood Crush made this cute Elf Yourself video with Zac Efron, Ian Somerhalder, Cory Monteith, Alexander Skarsgard and Robert Pattinson. I don't really care about Zefron, I have no clue who Ian Somerhalder and Cory Monteith are... I'm happy with just Rob and Alexander!! Enjoy :)

Movie Trailers - Movies Blog

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night...
filled with hot Rob sex dreams!! :)

xoxo,

Sadie

A small glass of water in the middle of this drought

It's really been a rough week and a half. Both literally and "web-rally." [Yes, I just made that word up. It's my blog, I'm allowed to do that.]

Let me explain.

I don't know if it's because these are the last few days leading up to Christmas... which might explain why I've had piles upon piles of work on my desk throughout the whole day, every day for the last few days. Then, to top it all off, I just now [literally 2 minutes ago, I kid you not] found out that the company where I interviewed for a potential job a few weeks ago was put on a hiring freeze... which means not only did I not get the job but NO ONE got the job. This job was at a better company with significantly better pay than what I make now, so, yeah, I'm pretty bummed out. I was referred by my roommate [she currently works at this company] and she kept telling me that she was 99.95% sure I had it in the bag. Of course she couldn't foresee that they would decide to put the company in a hiring freeze. So, that little bit of news pretty much blows. Not like a hard blow, but it still blows.

Just to add insult to injury, on top me just finding out about not getting the job and my workload being ball-bustingly busy for the last several days, my one refuge every night after I get home from work has been frustratingly absent. I'm referring to my nightly ritual of reading about and looking at new photos of one Mr. Robert T. Pattinson. What was once a bulging levy just a mere weeks ago--a levy filled to the brim daily with new photos and news and interview video clips from the New Moon promotional tour back in November... or even way back in the summer when Rob was filming 'Remember Me' when we were flooded daily with many photos from the set... well, that levy that was once bursting at the seams has seemingly dried up. Which brings me to my invented word: "web-rally." It's been "web-rally" rough the last several days.

But that all changed. That faucet was turned on today... but only to just a small trickle.

Today's photo and news can hardly be considered anything close to New Moon Promotional Tour flooding or "Quick! Let's build us a Noah's Ark!" proportions. But it was a trickle. And after almost 2 weeks suffering from extreme thirst during the Rob Drought, I'll take that trickling faucet to fill up my glass and greedily gulp it down.

'Lo and behold the first new photo in more than a week that we were blessed with today:

Never before have I wanted to be a guitar in my entire life... until now. 

If I was that guitar, he could play with me with those fingers of his. UHHHHHHHH.... 

His fingers!! That stare!! His scruffy Beardward-beard!! 

*gulps down the glass of water, followed by a giant sigh of relief*

There, don't we feel better now? I know I do.

So the story behind this photo goes like this:

Lainey Gossip reported today that Robert Pattinson was seen at Norman's Rare Guitars yesterday. The above photo was found on their website. Yesterday Robsessed reported that Southern California's 99.5 KLOS Mark & Brian Christmas Show is auctioning off a Fender Telecaster signed by Rob to benefit The Midnight Mission, a charity that provides basic necessities for the homeless, including counseling, education, training and job placement. A great prize from a very deserving charity and cause.

Isn't it pretty?? It's even prettier with Rob's John HanCOCK [heh, heh, heh].

I've always had a thing for guitars. I've always wanted to buy a guitar and find someone to give me lessons on how to play it. Maybe an insanely high bidder could also get lessons from Rob thrown in with the guitar... *GASP!!!* [I'm a big dreamer. Go big or go home, I always say.]

If only I had the extra money to bid on this guitar... FYI, the starting bid on this guitar is $1,800. Extra money I don't and probably won't have anytime soon. *hmmpf!!* :(

Oh! to be wealthy and have an extra $1,800+ just lying around, just mere pocket change... Although if I could afford to bid on and win this guitar, I couldn't disclose to you everything I'd do with this guitar. I'd play with it, and then I'd play with it... if you catch my drift. ;)

*sigh* I do feel better. Not "Julie Andrews singing and twirling in a meadow on top of a mountain" better... more like "I've had a couple vodka-crans and now I'm feeling happier" better. And everyone knows that a couple vodka-crans makes the night just that much better.

Well, back to work tomorrow. The thought that will drive me through the next 3 work days is that by this time next week it will be Christmas Day and I will be with my family in San Diego. And that's something I can most definitely look forward to.

xoxo,

Sadie

PS--This is random but I wanted to share. Earlier tonight I learned a new word to describe myself: "Robtarded." Which describes me perfectly. I also learned the word "fuckhawtness." This word is used to describe Rob. Which describes him perfectly.

Now I'll use both words in a sentence: "I was rendered completely Robtarded when I beheld today's new photo of Rob holding a guitar. Both the guitar and Rob oozed fuckhawtness which permeated from my computer monitor."

Oooh, I'm good.

Cracked.com is my... well, crack

Here's an interesting little piece of info about me: besides my obvious addiction & devotion to Robert Pattinson, I am completely addicted to Cracked. No, no, no. Not crack as in what Whitney Houston was referring to when she exclaimed "Crack is whack!" I'm referring to Cracked.com, a website that describes itself as "America's Only Humor and Video Site, Since 1958." Which is a little confusing since, while the internet has been around for quite a few years, it hasn't been around that long... however there is some truth behind that tagline.

If you're unfamiliar with Cracked.com here's an excerpt from the 'Cracked' Wikipedia page:

Cracked is an American comedy website, and was originally a humor magazine. Founded in 1958, Cracked proved to be the most durable imitator of the popular Mad Magazine.
Cracked's publication frequency was reduced in the 1990s, and was erratic in the 2000s. In 2006, the magazine was revived with a new editorial formula that represented a significant departure from its prior Mad Magazine style. The new format was more akin to "lad" magazines like Maxim and FHM. The new formula, however, was unsuccessful and Cracked again canceled its print magazine in February 2007 after three issues. As of 2009, the brand exists solely as a Web site.

Since Wikipedia.org is generally considered the authority on pretty much anything in existence, we know that Cracked.com was originally essentially a humor magazine, now upgraded to a website... which is basically the same thing as a humor magazine... without all the muss and fuss of being printed on actual paper.

The following excerpt is straight from Wikipedia because it's already written out and I'm too lazy to paraphrase.

The Cracked site is best known for its humorous lists and compilations, for example, "The 9 Most Obnoxious Memes to Ever Escape the Web" or "The 6 Most Insane Game Shows From Around the World." The Cracked site also includes a blog, videos, forums, a writer's workshop, a weekly Photoshop contest, and a daily "Craptions" contest where users caption odd photographs. The site includes columns by Sean "Seanbaby" Reiley, Dan O'Brien, Robert Brockway, Cody Johnston, Chris Bucholz, host and writer of the web series "Hate By Numbers" Wayne Gladstone, and head writer and performer of the sketch comedy group "Those Aren't Muskets!" Michael Swaim.

And now we've come to the point of this blog entry. (Yes, I have a point. Shocking, I know.) I previously stated that I am a self-proclaimed Cracked Addict, as I pointed out earlier I visit Cracked.com daily to read the new articles and humorous lists. Monday marked the return of an old favorite of mine: CrackedTV, hosted by Michael Swaim. Swaim and CrackedTV was on short hiatus due to Swaim's and Dan O'Brien's (henceforth "DOB") own spin-off series "Agents of Cracked." I highly recommend "Agents of Cracked" (henceforth "AOC"), you can check out the entire series here. I dare you to not become completely and utterly addicted to the series. Luckily for you Swaim and DOB have completed the entire AOC series and you can watch them all today in one sitting. I, on the other hand, was one of the unlucky fools who waited for every new weekday, salivating for the newest AOC episode. The episodes premiered, fans like me laughed and cried... and now AOC fans (including me) are demanding a second season. From the looks of the AOC facebook page where an online petition was started, that dream may become a reality. (Become a fan of AOC on facebook dammit, and while you're at it sign the petition.)

Anywho, Episode 24 of CrackedTV is Swaim's best episode yet, entitled "6 Oddly Specific (And Extensive) Online Collections of WTF." One of the awesome benefits of having a blog is that I can embed the video directly here (which I've done), so I won't give too much away. I'll just tell you that I was laughing so hard at #2 that tears were streaming down my face. #1 and Swaim's re-enactment of #1 also had me in giggling fits.

6 Oddly Specific (And Extensive) Online Collections of WTF -- powered by Cracked.com

Swaim has to be one of my top 2 favorite columnists on Cracked.com, the other being DOB, the Assistant Editor on Cracked.com. Every Friday DOB posts a new column, and, I guess he didn't want to be out-done by his no-holds barred partner Swaim, last week DOB posted his best column yet (in this Cracked Addict's humble opinion). Entitled Jersey Shore: Worst Thing to Happen to East Coast Since 9/11 which chronicles the new MTV show 'Jersey Shore,' which I liken to a trainwreck and a half. I myself have never watched the show, I've only seen the horrifying preview commercials and which always results in me groaning in agony for the state of our country. Luckily for me, in this column DOB has done all the work in watching the first 2 weeks of that terrible show and he catches his readers up to where 'Jersey Shore' finds itself currently. You'd better believe you should click on the link to DOB's article. If you don't, you're surely missing out on some of the funniest shit you'll have read in a long time.

Here's an excerpt (my favorite part from the column):

Sammi’s probably the most controversial person on the show. In the first week alone, it seemed like Sweetheart and the Situation were sweethearts, and a romantic situation seemed to be developing, but then Sweetheart decided to complicate Situation’s situation by starting anew situation with Ronnie, Sweetheart’s allegedly preferred sweetheart. When the Situation found out, the situation started to spin out of control, when The Situation started spinning out of control. The Situation stormed off, presumably, to take his mind off the situation by watching CNN’s The Situation Room alone in The Situation’s room. Meanwhile, Ronnie, Sweetheart’s sweetheart, and Sweetheart sat in the kitchen eating (in a perfect world) sweet tarts. [It's pretty simple, really, in a buffalo sort of way.]

So, next time you're looking for a way to further waste time online but you're tired of checking Hulu for the umpteenth time and Fark has no new snarky headlines to make you laugh... and even your good ol' standby LOLcats has no new cat memes for you to chuckle at and eye cuddle, check out Cracked.com. I'll bet you 100 bucks you can't spend less than 2 hours exploring the site, reading the articles and watching the videos. I'll make a fellow Cracked Addict out of you yet, my friend.

xoxo,
Sadie

PS--DOB has his own blog, which I have listed in my "Blogs I Follow" section on the right-hand side of this page. His blog is called Bartender and he describes it as a place "used to strictly hold my stupid online novel, 'Bartender,' but now it'll function as more of a personal side-blog." His online novel "Bartender" is "still up and free and grammatically offensive," as DOB describes it. I've read a couple chapters and it is offensive... just the way I likes it. Take a peek at his blog and, maybe after I make you a Cracked Addict, I'll make a DOB fan out of you, too.

MUSE

(This one is the new background on my iMac!)

A few of my photos from Holiday Havoc '09 - Night 2 featuring Muse at The Joint inside The Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas, NV.

So, what did you do with your Saturday night?? ;)